(Monday, December 05, 2005-)
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# The STORY.-
Victor's right. The last time I updated this was when the dinosaurs still roamed the Earth. And there was this particularly disgusting-looking T-Rex called Barney. How scary.
Anyway.
Here I am in school, lunch time, with me nothing to do. Supposed to meet Tiff, Sam, Sebas later for town session. Yeah boy. Boring. At least I'm with people I can crap loads with.
I know I didn't update last week's trip to Sentosa, because I barely had to mood for it. Kinda like bored la. Here then, is the overdue update!
Anyway, the story starts like this:
4 REALLY REALLY handsome guys, Fadzli, Wei Zhong, Ryan & Sebastian were walking by the beach thinking of how to make the world a safer place, when they saw THIS:
They saw the infamous Palawan Beach Shuai Ge, a.k.a PB Monster making its nest. In this picture he's making a threatening gesture with his mouth. According to the report, the PBSG said, "Leave me alone. I'm wearing a G-string and I feel there's something stuck up my buttcrack."
Anyway, Wei Zhong, sensing danger quickly transforms.
He says the magic words: "By the Powers granted by the Chee Hong gods, GRANT ME THE POWER!.
And so he changed from this:
to this:
The legendary WEI "MONKEYMAN" ZHONG!
So using his limited fighting skills (Repeating lines from Russell Peters videos), he managed to scare the PBSG away..
But unfrotunately, the experience left Ryan slightly "lost-minded"...
Anyway, after saving the world, the 4 REALLY REALLY handsome guys met up with a Miss Singapore 2005.
After talking for a while, she was dying to take a picture with the heros, so, heroically, Wei Zhong volunteered to take a picture of them together.
Notice how Miss Singapore doesn't know any other poses.
Then they separated and they came upon the champions of beach volleyball playing nearby. Seeing the 4 REALLY REALLY handsome guys, the team got jealous, and thought they could beat the crap out of our heroes in volleyball. The 4 REALLY REALLY handsome guys agreed, and Ryan got to serve first:
Ryan, in his service position, and Sebastian, before his flashing days.
The match was quite one sided, with our 4 REALLY REALLY handsome guys taking the first set by the scruff of the neck, beating world champions Brazil 15-0. In the 2nd set, Ryan decided to show off his killer move, THE POSER SPIKE!
The POSER SPIKE in it's full glory. This spike is unique as you don't have to jump to hit the ball. Just hit the ball with that kinda pose, and when the ball hits the opponent's side, this will happen:
Yeah. That's all. The end.
This whole entire week has been ET non-stop. I dunno for wad. But now I've finally finalized 2 members of my KOF team: Shermie & Kim. 3rd member? Undecided. Either Iori or Kyo. Both also not say very good I use.
Hmm... Saw Lady Moon yesterday. Forgot to tell you guys. She's now with brown hair. and even paler face. And I saw Pearl's picture in Jo's Friendster. Lets just say, if you saw her 6 months ago and saw her in that picture, your mouth would be gaping as wide as Bukit Timah Hill too.
And a certain girl I call SMALL EYES never contact me le! I complain here. Haha. No calls, no messages, no testimonials... DAO! =)
Anyway.
Here I am in school, lunch time, with me nothing to do. Supposed to meet Tiff, Sam, Sebas later for town session. Yeah boy. Boring. At least I'm with people I can crap loads with.
I know I didn't update last week's trip to Sentosa, because I barely had to mood for it. Kinda like bored la. Here then, is the overdue update!
Anyway, the story starts like this:
4 REALLY REALLY handsome guys, Fadzli, Wei Zhong, Ryan & Sebastian were walking by the beach thinking of how to make the world a safer place, when they saw THIS:
They saw the infamous Palawan Beach Shuai Ge, a.k.a PB Monster making its nest. In this picture he's making a threatening gesture with his mouth. According to the report, the PBSG said, "Leave me alone. I'm wearing a G-string and I feel there's something stuck up my buttcrack."
Anyway, Wei Zhong, sensing danger quickly transforms.
He says the magic words: "By the Powers granted by the Chee Hong gods, GRANT ME THE POWER!.
And so he changed from this:
to this:
The legendary WEI "MONKEYMAN" ZHONG!
So using his limited fighting skills (Repeating lines from Russell Peters videos), he managed to scare the PBSG away..
But unfrotunately, the experience left Ryan slightly "lost-minded"...
Anyway, after saving the world, the 4 REALLY REALLY handsome guys met up with a Miss Singapore 2005.
After talking for a while, she was dying to take a picture with the heros, so, heroically, Wei Zhong volunteered to take a picture of them together.
Notice how Miss Singapore doesn't know any other poses.
Then they separated and they came upon the champions of beach volleyball playing nearby. Seeing the 4 REALLY REALLY handsome guys, the team got jealous, and thought they could beat the crap out of our heroes in volleyball. The 4 REALLY REALLY handsome guys agreed, and Ryan got to serve first:
Ryan, in his service position, and Sebastian, before his flashing days.
The match was quite one sided, with our 4 REALLY REALLY handsome guys taking the first set by the scruff of the neck, beating world champions Brazil 15-0. In the 2nd set, Ryan decided to show off his killer move, THE POSER SPIKE!
The POSER SPIKE in it's full glory. This spike is unique as you don't have to jump to hit the ball. Just hit the ball with that kinda pose, and when the ball hits the opponent's side, this will happen:
Yeah. That's all. The end.
This whole entire week has been ET non-stop. I dunno for wad. But now I've finally finalized 2 members of my KOF team: Shermie & Kim. 3rd member? Undecided. Either Iori or Kyo. Both also not say very good I use.
Hmm... Saw Lady Moon yesterday. Forgot to tell you guys. She's now with brown hair. and even paler face. And I saw Pearl's picture in Jo's Friendster. Lets just say, if you saw her 6 months ago and saw her in that picture, your mouth would be gaping as wide as Bukit Timah Hill too.
And a certain girl I call SMALL EYES never contact me le! I complain here. Haha. No calls, no messages, no testimonials... DAO! =)
the story ends like this;
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