(Monday, September 12, 2005-)
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# ANOTHER miraculous update.-
Here's another picture to start off you guys for the week:
A distant relative of the Palawan Beach Monster. I hope this doesn't give you any nightmares.
Okay. So I haven't been updating much lately... but I'm a busy guy man! I've got my studies to think about (I'm sure people like Norman and Ryan are laughing till their balls hurt right now). and Theo is having cramps for no apparent reason! So cut me some slack man!
Okay well anyway, this little entry is about a trip me, Norman, Ryan and Yu Feng had to Takashimaya's Breekz er.. makan place. Anyway that place is quite cozy and comfortable, if you don't mind slightly slow service. I mean, a bottle of chilli was only 2.5 metres away, and yet the waiter took 15 mins to send it to us. They go through some kind of government check for every chilli bottle sent out or something? Gee man I dunno. Anyway. The food is good! I had the beef lasagne, Ryan had something with no mayonnaise, Norman had spaghetti in mushroom cream and Yu Feng had BBQ Roast Chicken, a set meal together with a drink and ice-cream. Sounds good right? okay dat's wad we thought too... I'll elaborate later...
This is how complete utter murder should look like.
Anyway, the food came and it was absolutely HEAVENLY! Even though the servings were slightly questionable, I think what I had was worth the money. Norman was feeling a bit cheated because, to me, he ate like 4 strands of spaghetti only. it wa THAT little. The mash potato was damn good! I think we should eat there again one day. Anyway. Back to the ice-cream. I think in most eating places dessert is always served last, so once Yu Feng finished her chicken, we requested the ice-cream for her. and it came. and it looked like this:
HELL YEAH! THAT small.
Let's see a comparison:
Exhibit A: A monkey (after a hell lot of fur-shaving and nice clothes forced on) with the abovementioned ice-cream.
Yup. it was pathetically small. But ladies, I want you to pay attention to the next few lines. After we saw the ice-cream and were shocked senseless by the minute size of it, Norman had this to say:
"Wa lan eh! Even my balls are bigger man!"
So now WE ALL KNOW, how big Norman's round reproductive organs are. Girls. Calm yourselves. Add him on Friendster and THEN ask him for favours.
So we did eat the ice-cream-which-is-smaller-than-Norman's-testicles. and it was quite nice!(if you forget about the Norman's balls part of course) No regrets there. Again. the serving was questionable. Hehe. Overall, I'd give Breekz a 7.5/10.
Another interesting Theo phenomenon.
We were going home on the MRT, me, Norman, Ryan, Lincoln, Wen Yao and the greatest gundoo of all time Theo. We crapped, and then we suddenly talked about Theo's house. Then he proudly told us that he set his own traps in the house, and that he kept a parang under the bed. He was actually challenging us to come to his house and steal stuff! Ok, several things passed our heads when he said that:
- Theo knows how to set up elaborate traps, yet thinks that a mouse walking on 2 legs won't be Mickey Mouse or even Jerry, instead, he answered Godzilla.
- Which dumb thief would actually make so much noise in the house stealing stuff so that it gives Theo time to take out the parang and slash the fella silly?
- He'd probably get cramps just reaching out for the parang under the bed.
Okay then, so then we moved on topic. I don't know why, but we managed to link our thoughts until we came up to masturbation(Yes we are incredibly talented people). So while we were making male masturbation hand signals and making fun of Theo because WE KNOW that he doesn't know how to do it, he blurted this out:
"Haha ya lor! I tell you at my grandma's house more worse ah! I use pesticide!"
He said that, while we were talking about him wanking at home.
We laughed like mad animals, and thought about Theo wanking with one hand and spraying his member with pesticide with the other hand. Reasons being:
- To make it smooth.
- Spray until "it" died.
- Get extra feeling.
So we laughed and laughed, and Theo got another cramp. While sitting down in the train cabin. Once again, may God help him.
Hope you guys study hard for your upcoming exams. Haha.
A distant relative of the Palawan Beach Monster. I hope this doesn't give you any nightmares.
Okay. So I haven't been updating much lately... but I'm a busy guy man! I've got my studies to think about (I'm sure people like Norman and Ryan are laughing till their balls hurt right now). and Theo is having cramps for no apparent reason! So cut me some slack man!
Okay well anyway, this little entry is about a trip me, Norman, Ryan and Yu Feng had to Takashimaya's Breekz er.. makan place. Anyway that place is quite cozy and comfortable, if you don't mind slightly slow service. I mean, a bottle of chilli was only 2.5 metres away, and yet the waiter took 15 mins to send it to us. They go through some kind of government check for every chilli bottle sent out or something? Gee man I dunno. Anyway. The food is good! I had the beef lasagne, Ryan had something with no mayonnaise, Norman had spaghetti in mushroom cream and Yu Feng had BBQ Roast Chicken, a set meal together with a drink and ice-cream. Sounds good right? okay dat's wad we thought too... I'll elaborate later...
This is how complete utter murder should look like.
Anyway, the food came and it was absolutely HEAVENLY! Even though the servings were slightly questionable, I think what I had was worth the money. Norman was feeling a bit cheated because, to me, he ate like 4 strands of spaghetti only. it wa THAT little. The mash potato was damn good! I think we should eat there again one day. Anyway. Back to the ice-cream. I think in most eating places dessert is always served last, so once Yu Feng finished her chicken, we requested the ice-cream for her. and it came. and it looked like this:
HELL YEAH! THAT small.
Let's see a comparison:
Exhibit A: A monkey (after a hell lot of fur-shaving and nice clothes forced on) with the abovementioned ice-cream.
Yup. it was pathetically small. But ladies, I want you to pay attention to the next few lines. After we saw the ice-cream and were shocked senseless by the minute size of it, Norman had this to say:
"Wa lan eh! Even my balls are bigger man!"
So now WE ALL KNOW, how big Norman's round reproductive organs are. Girls. Calm yourselves. Add him on Friendster and THEN ask him for favours.
So we did eat the ice-cream-which-is-smaller-than-Norman's-testicles. and it was quite nice!(if you forget about the Norman's balls part of course) No regrets there. Again. the serving was questionable. Hehe. Overall, I'd give Breekz a 7.5/10.
Another interesting Theo phenomenon.
We were going home on the MRT, me, Norman, Ryan, Lincoln, Wen Yao and the greatest gundoo of all time Theo. We crapped, and then we suddenly talked about Theo's house. Then he proudly told us that he set his own traps in the house, and that he kept a parang under the bed. He was actually challenging us to come to his house and steal stuff! Ok, several things passed our heads when he said that:
- Theo knows how to set up elaborate traps, yet thinks that a mouse walking on 2 legs won't be Mickey Mouse or even Jerry, instead, he answered Godzilla.
- Which dumb thief would actually make so much noise in the house stealing stuff so that it gives Theo time to take out the parang and slash the fella silly?
- He'd probably get cramps just reaching out for the parang under the bed.
Okay then, so then we moved on topic. I don't know why, but we managed to link our thoughts until we came up to masturbation(Yes we are incredibly talented people). So while we were making male masturbation hand signals and making fun of Theo because WE KNOW that he doesn't know how to do it, he blurted this out:
"Haha ya lor! I tell you at my grandma's house more worse ah! I use pesticide!"
He said that, while we were talking about him wanking at home.
We laughed like mad animals, and thought about Theo wanking with one hand and spraying his member with pesticide with the other hand. Reasons being:
- To make it smooth.
- Spray until "it" died.
- Get extra feeling.
So we laughed and laughed, and Theo got another cramp. While sitting down in the train cabin. Once again, may God help him.
Hope you guys study hard for your upcoming exams. Haha.
the story ends like this;
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