(Thursday, September 22, 2005-)
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# Kamen Rider.-
For those of you who follow Japanese superhero series, like Kamen Riders series & Sentai Series, you would know the KR series. DAMN. Its good lor! I just finished watching a whole season of Kamen Rider Blade, the 2004 incarnation of the the KR series. Thanks to the pirated miracle that is BitTorrent, I managed to download the episodes from a website I will not mention. Wow. It might have taken me 2 days to finish everything, but it was 2 days worth wasting!
Unlike the Sentai series, or Power Ranger series most of you know, the KR series has a much more darker storyline. I think the Sentai series is aimed at kids aged 5-12 while the KR series is more of teenagers to young adults. Not many cute stuff, maybe throughout the whole season only like 6 or 7 cute moments. Un-Japanese like.
What happens if Theo chooses his own clothes to go out.
Kamen Rider Blade starts out about the time after the dinosaurs went extinct. Supposedly, "God" created 53 monsters, called Undead, all derived from various animal types (including human), and to decide who would rule after the dinosaurs, they had a Battle Royale, meaning: All out fighting. All those defeated monsters would be turned into poker cards, with their own assigned type and number, like for example, the Category 2 of Hearts was the Human Undead. The last, victorious one would be the one with the omnipotent power to choose which race would rule, and fortunately, the Human Undead won, therefore, we humans rule the earth now (Imagine if an Undead Theo were to win.. I could be having cramps now). Unfortunately, 2 years prior to the storyline, some bugger released majority of the Undead, and they are now running around lose killing people any-o-how. However, an organisation called BOARD, whose long name I have forgotten, came up with a device that can help with this problem. By using the Ace cards of the Undead that did not escape, certain chose humans can take up the mantle and power of the creature and use it to fight the undead. These people were called Kamen Riders. The only way to defeat the these Undead were to seal them in cards, like much the way the loser ends up in the Battle Royale.
Cheem storyline right? The story is quite confusing for the first 5 episodes, but after that okay le. Its quite intruiging really, and the ending is very unexpected. Even me, a seasoned veteran of Japanese superhero stuff, was quite shocked. well anyway, here are the main characters:
Kamen Rider Blade
Kamen Rider Garren
Kamen Rider Chalice
Kamen Rider Leangle
The first 2 are the good guys, the last 2... haha... you'll have to watch the show to find out yourself!
Speaking of Undead, recently, a European newspaper reported the sighting of several UFOs in the vicinity of large cities. And after that, came reports of close encounters with aliens. What the? Are the aliens coming out and communicating with us now? Are they planning to have a war with us? I don't know. But I do know one thing. I have had a close encounter with an alien before.
I was lucky enough to grab a photo of it as it was about to attack, but the horrifying sneer (or is it smile?) that it had is the stuff nightmares are made of. I will put the picture for the benefit of all you people to see first hand the menace that's in our homeland. but be forwarned.
DO NOT APPROACH IF SEEN. USE EXTREME CAUTION.
Here it is then, the horrifying, puke-inducing, picture of the most horrible creature, besides the Palawan Beach Monster, to have stepped on our shores.
Do not challenge this creature in Rock Fever 3/4, Maple and DOTA. ESPECIALLY don't ask for a King Of Fighter challenge.
I'm so dead...
Haha!
Unlike the Sentai series, or Power Ranger series most of you know, the KR series has a much more darker storyline. I think the Sentai series is aimed at kids aged 5-12 while the KR series is more of teenagers to young adults. Not many cute stuff, maybe throughout the whole season only like 6 or 7 cute moments. Un-Japanese like.
What happens if Theo chooses his own clothes to go out.
Kamen Rider Blade starts out about the time after the dinosaurs went extinct. Supposedly, "God" created 53 monsters, called Undead, all derived from various animal types (including human), and to decide who would rule after the dinosaurs, they had a Battle Royale, meaning: All out fighting. All those defeated monsters would be turned into poker cards, with their own assigned type and number, like for example, the Category 2 of Hearts was the Human Undead. The last, victorious one would be the one with the omnipotent power to choose which race would rule, and fortunately, the Human Undead won, therefore, we humans rule the earth now (Imagine if an Undead Theo were to win.. I could be having cramps now). Unfortunately, 2 years prior to the storyline, some bugger released majority of the Undead, and they are now running around lose killing people any-o-how. However, an organisation called BOARD, whose long name I have forgotten, came up with a device that can help with this problem. By using the Ace cards of the Undead that did not escape, certain chose humans can take up the mantle and power of the creature and use it to fight the undead. These people were called Kamen Riders. The only way to defeat the these Undead were to seal them in cards, like much the way the loser ends up in the Battle Royale.
Cheem storyline right? The story is quite confusing for the first 5 episodes, but after that okay le. Its quite intruiging really, and the ending is very unexpected. Even me, a seasoned veteran of Japanese superhero stuff, was quite shocked. well anyway, here are the main characters:
Kamen Rider Blade
Kamen Rider Garren
Kamen Rider Chalice
Kamen Rider Leangle
The first 2 are the good guys, the last 2... haha... you'll have to watch the show to find out yourself!
Speaking of Undead, recently, a European newspaper reported the sighting of several UFOs in the vicinity of large cities. And after that, came reports of close encounters with aliens. What the? Are the aliens coming out and communicating with us now? Are they planning to have a war with us? I don't know. But I do know one thing. I have had a close encounter with an alien before.
I was lucky enough to grab a photo of it as it was about to attack, but the horrifying sneer (or is it smile?) that it had is the stuff nightmares are made of. I will put the picture for the benefit of all you people to see first hand the menace that's in our homeland. but be forwarned.
DO NOT APPROACH IF SEEN. USE EXTREME CAUTION.
Here it is then, the horrifying, puke-inducing, picture of the most horrible creature, besides the Palawan Beach Monster, to have stepped on our shores.
Do not challenge this creature in Rock Fever 3/4, Maple and DOTA. ESPECIALLY don't ask for a King Of Fighter challenge.
I'm so dead...
Haha!
the story ends like this;
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(Monday, September 12, 2005-)
+2:09:00 PM]*
+2:09:00 PM]*
# ANOTHER miraculous update.-
Here's another picture to start off you guys for the week:
A distant relative of the Palawan Beach Monster. I hope this doesn't give you any nightmares.
Okay. So I haven't been updating much lately... but I'm a busy guy man! I've got my studies to think about (I'm sure people like Norman and Ryan are laughing till their balls hurt right now). and Theo is having cramps for no apparent reason! So cut me some slack man!
Okay well anyway, this little entry is about a trip me, Norman, Ryan and Yu Feng had to Takashimaya's Breekz er.. makan place. Anyway that place is quite cozy and comfortable, if you don't mind slightly slow service. I mean, a bottle of chilli was only 2.5 metres away, and yet the waiter took 15 mins to send it to us. They go through some kind of government check for every chilli bottle sent out or something? Gee man I dunno. Anyway. The food is good! I had the beef lasagne, Ryan had something with no mayonnaise, Norman had spaghetti in mushroom cream and Yu Feng had BBQ Roast Chicken, a set meal together with a drink and ice-cream. Sounds good right? okay dat's wad we thought too... I'll elaborate later...
This is how complete utter murder should look like.
Anyway, the food came and it was absolutely HEAVENLY! Even though the servings were slightly questionable, I think what I had was worth the money. Norman was feeling a bit cheated because, to me, he ate like 4 strands of spaghetti only. it wa THAT little. The mash potato was damn good! I think we should eat there again one day. Anyway. Back to the ice-cream. I think in most eating places dessert is always served last, so once Yu Feng finished her chicken, we requested the ice-cream for her. and it came. and it looked like this:
HELL YEAH! THAT small.
Let's see a comparison:
Exhibit A: A monkey (after a hell lot of fur-shaving and nice clothes forced on) with the abovementioned ice-cream.
Yup. it was pathetically small. But ladies, I want you to pay attention to the next few lines. After we saw the ice-cream and were shocked senseless by the minute size of it, Norman had this to say:
"Wa lan eh! Even my balls are bigger man!"
So now WE ALL KNOW, how big Norman's round reproductive organs are. Girls. Calm yourselves. Add him on Friendster and THEN ask him for favours.
So we did eat the ice-cream-which-is-smaller-than-Norman's-testicles. and it was quite nice!(if you forget about the Norman's balls part of course) No regrets there. Again. the serving was questionable. Hehe. Overall, I'd give Breekz a 7.5/10.
Another interesting Theo phenomenon.
We were going home on the MRT, me, Norman, Ryan, Lincoln, Wen Yao and the greatest gundoo of all time Theo. We crapped, and then we suddenly talked about Theo's house. Then he proudly told us that he set his own traps in the house, and that he kept a parang under the bed. He was actually challenging us to come to his house and steal stuff! Ok, several things passed our heads when he said that:
- Theo knows how to set up elaborate traps, yet thinks that a mouse walking on 2 legs won't be Mickey Mouse or even Jerry, instead, he answered Godzilla.
- Which dumb thief would actually make so much noise in the house stealing stuff so that it gives Theo time to take out the parang and slash the fella silly?
- He'd probably get cramps just reaching out for the parang under the bed.
Okay then, so then we moved on topic. I don't know why, but we managed to link our thoughts until we came up to masturbation(Yes we are incredibly talented people). So while we were making male masturbation hand signals and making fun of Theo because WE KNOW that he doesn't know how to do it, he blurted this out:
"Haha ya lor! I tell you at my grandma's house more worse ah! I use pesticide!"
He said that, while we were talking about him wanking at home.
We laughed like mad animals, and thought about Theo wanking with one hand and spraying his member with pesticide with the other hand. Reasons being:
- To make it smooth.
- Spray until "it" died.
- Get extra feeling.
So we laughed and laughed, and Theo got another cramp. While sitting down in the train cabin. Once again, may God help him.
Hope you guys study hard for your upcoming exams. Haha.
A distant relative of the Palawan Beach Monster. I hope this doesn't give you any nightmares.
Okay. So I haven't been updating much lately... but I'm a busy guy man! I've got my studies to think about (I'm sure people like Norman and Ryan are laughing till their balls hurt right now). and Theo is having cramps for no apparent reason! So cut me some slack man!
Okay well anyway, this little entry is about a trip me, Norman, Ryan and Yu Feng had to Takashimaya's Breekz er.. makan place. Anyway that place is quite cozy and comfortable, if you don't mind slightly slow service. I mean, a bottle of chilli was only 2.5 metres away, and yet the waiter took 15 mins to send it to us. They go through some kind of government check for every chilli bottle sent out or something? Gee man I dunno. Anyway. The food is good! I had the beef lasagne, Ryan had something with no mayonnaise, Norman had spaghetti in mushroom cream and Yu Feng had BBQ Roast Chicken, a set meal together with a drink and ice-cream. Sounds good right? okay dat's wad we thought too... I'll elaborate later...
This is how complete utter murder should look like.
Anyway, the food came and it was absolutely HEAVENLY! Even though the servings were slightly questionable, I think what I had was worth the money. Norman was feeling a bit cheated because, to me, he ate like 4 strands of spaghetti only. it wa THAT little. The mash potato was damn good! I think we should eat there again one day. Anyway. Back to the ice-cream. I think in most eating places dessert is always served last, so once Yu Feng finished her chicken, we requested the ice-cream for her. and it came. and it looked like this:
HELL YEAH! THAT small.
Let's see a comparison:
Exhibit A: A monkey (after a hell lot of fur-shaving and nice clothes forced on) with the abovementioned ice-cream.
Yup. it was pathetically small. But ladies, I want you to pay attention to the next few lines. After we saw the ice-cream and were shocked senseless by the minute size of it, Norman had this to say:
"Wa lan eh! Even my balls are bigger man!"
So now WE ALL KNOW, how big Norman's round reproductive organs are. Girls. Calm yourselves. Add him on Friendster and THEN ask him for favours.
So we did eat the ice-cream-which-is-smaller-than-Norman's-testicles. and it was quite nice!(if you forget about the Norman's balls part of course) No regrets there. Again. the serving was questionable. Hehe. Overall, I'd give Breekz a 7.5/10.
Another interesting Theo phenomenon.
We were going home on the MRT, me, Norman, Ryan, Lincoln, Wen Yao and the greatest gundoo of all time Theo. We crapped, and then we suddenly talked about Theo's house. Then he proudly told us that he set his own traps in the house, and that he kept a parang under the bed. He was actually challenging us to come to his house and steal stuff! Ok, several things passed our heads when he said that:
- Theo knows how to set up elaborate traps, yet thinks that a mouse walking on 2 legs won't be Mickey Mouse or even Jerry, instead, he answered Godzilla.
- Which dumb thief would actually make so much noise in the house stealing stuff so that it gives Theo time to take out the parang and slash the fella silly?
- He'd probably get cramps just reaching out for the parang under the bed.
Okay then, so then we moved on topic. I don't know why, but we managed to link our thoughts until we came up to masturbation(Yes we are incredibly talented people). So while we were making male masturbation hand signals and making fun of Theo because WE KNOW that he doesn't know how to do it, he blurted this out:
"Haha ya lor! I tell you at my grandma's house more worse ah! I use pesticide!"
He said that, while we were talking about him wanking at home.
We laughed like mad animals, and thought about Theo wanking with one hand and spraying his member with pesticide with the other hand. Reasons being:
- To make it smooth.
- Spray until "it" died.
- Get extra feeling.
So we laughed and laughed, and Theo got another cramp. While sitting down in the train cabin. Once again, may God help him.
Hope you guys study hard for your upcoming exams. Haha.
the story ends like this;
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(Monday, September 05, 2005-)
+11:42:00 PM]*
+11:42:00 PM]*
# Update. September 2005.-
Here is a nice picture to start off your week.
Singapore's representative for Manhunt International 2005.
Anyway. I'm down with a fever AGAIN.. Seems to me fevers like me. Look up fever in a medical dictionary and you'll probably find my photo beside it. Smiling. Argh..
I'm so dead... I have this feeling that I won't be in school next term... bad vibes...
A number of interesting things happened for the past few weeks; namely...
- Norman has officially completed his BMT (Bugger Master Training), so now he's officially a high-ranking bugger.
- Actually it means Basic Military Training. So he's now an almost-fully prepared NS man. Hai. I shall miss those times I can call him botak. Never mind Ryan's next.
- Theo did a cartwheel, and fell down in front of at least 200 eyes in Cine. We captured another moment of Theo cartwheeling, but its not as funny. Check out the link below.
- Watched Herbie Fully Loaded with Amanda, Mey Chin & Aloy. Stupid movie. Too Disney le. But Lindsay DOES have big boobs.
- We finally realize that cramps like Theo a lot. Example? Even while sitting down quietly on a chair, he can be struck by cramps. May God help him.
- Peiyu, Cecilia and Cheryl, otherwise known as the suggestive acronym P.C.C, are now having a chalet. Which I can't make it. I'm so sorry!
- I've got a new printer! It can print super sharp photos! I accidentally printed a picture of Peiyu A4 sized, and it was damn sharp! and now it accidentally hung itself by my study table. Accidents happen a lot in my house.
Yeah, dats about it. Oh yeah. Eric also shot a clip of me moonwalking, which you'll also get to see when you click the link below. so there's 2 files:
*Me Moonwalking.
*Theo falling down after cartwheeling.
Listen for the "plap" sound, and then watch as his head makes soft contact with the wall.. haha.. its hilarious!
http://s21.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=11AERZTWZ9J9V1KJ0CBIZJ997J
If the link is already expired when you read this just leave a note with your email address at my Tagboard. The files are small enough to be sent through mail.
Hai. Mr Lonely.
Singapore's representative for Manhunt International 2005.
Anyway. I'm down with a fever AGAIN.. Seems to me fevers like me. Look up fever in a medical dictionary and you'll probably find my photo beside it. Smiling. Argh..
I'm so dead... I have this feeling that I won't be in school next term... bad vibes...
A number of interesting things happened for the past few weeks; namely...
- Norman has officially completed his BMT (Bugger Master Training), so now he's officially a high-ranking bugger.
- Actually it means Basic Military Training. So he's now an almost-fully prepared NS man. Hai. I shall miss those times I can call him botak. Never mind Ryan's next.
- Theo did a cartwheel, and fell down in front of at least 200 eyes in Cine. We captured another moment of Theo cartwheeling, but its not as funny. Check out the link below.
- Watched Herbie Fully Loaded with Amanda, Mey Chin & Aloy. Stupid movie. Too Disney le. But Lindsay DOES have big boobs.
- We finally realize that cramps like Theo a lot. Example? Even while sitting down quietly on a chair, he can be struck by cramps. May God help him.
- Peiyu, Cecilia and Cheryl, otherwise known as the suggestive acronym P.C.C, are now having a chalet. Which I can't make it. I'm so sorry!
- I've got a new printer! It can print super sharp photos! I accidentally printed a picture of Peiyu A4 sized, and it was damn sharp! and now it accidentally hung itself by my study table. Accidents happen a lot in my house.
Yeah, dats about it. Oh yeah. Eric also shot a clip of me moonwalking, which you'll also get to see when you click the link below. so there's 2 files:
*Me Moonwalking.
*Theo falling down after cartwheeling.
Listen for the "plap" sound, and then watch as his head makes soft contact with the wall.. haha.. its hilarious!
http://s21.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=11AERZTWZ9J9V1KJ0CBIZJ997J
If the link is already expired when you read this just leave a note with your email address at my Tagboard. The files are small enough to be sent through mail.
Hai. Mr Lonely.
the story ends like this;
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