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(Tuesday, February 01, 2005-)
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# 6th Months!-
Today marks the 6th month me and Ferlynn have been together... time flies pass damn fast doesn't it? So much memories... hehe... well anyway here's wad I've been doing since the last update....
School... as always.... boring as ever... nothing new EVER happens!! Recently I've been listening to Spanish songs again... wOw.... seems like that old Fadzli is back again... and now me and my "blood bro" Wei Chiang gonna start going to gym to.... resculpture our gross mishapen bodies.... ok la not so bad la.... but something lidat....
I've been thinking of taking up capoeira... it's the Brazilian martial art/dance... whereby you use dance/fight moves incorporated into a rythmic motion to ward off any enemies. sorta like break dancing but with more violence, gore and blood. Haha not so terrible la.... but god knows whether I have the time.... and.... where in Singapore can I find a school teaching mainstream capoeira? Haiz.... sometimes Singapore is just too small for my liking....
Last week I went back to my old haunt to play soccer... saw a lot of new faces ah... a few new Kent Ridge guys (emoman here's a mention for ya!)... but I really sucked! The "legendary" Fadzli that could dribble past four people with a burst of speed and a keen eye for goal is gone.... and replaced with a rocket launcher. dun believe me ask emoman in my Tagboard. His head and body holds proof of my wayward shooting and bad luck. by the way he was voted "Most Valuable Head" of the whole "tournament". because he blocked 3 of strong shots with his head. Ouch. ok 'nuff said. Anyway.... I miss the old days whereby my team will stay inside the court for 4 hours straight without being beaten.... need to regain that form again.... question is... how?
Lastly, I've read an article why you always see average looking guys (like me) always ending up with hot babes (like Ferlynn)... They call it the "Hotties with Hobbits" phenomena.... so here's a few tips for you guys out there wanting to find a Fiona-Xie-like gal to call your own... copy this down and laminate it somewhere!
1. Find a working place where the the ratio of gals to guys is 4:1. Chances are they'll stick to any guy they meet at the workplace... probably hobbits like you and me! And if you end up just being friends don't despair! She can always introduce you to her hot friends!!
2. See that attractive gal who always think she's 10 kg heavier that she really is? Be nice to her!! She'll appreciate youre kind sentiments and who knows... you to could become more than friends!
3. This wun apply to teens like you and me (Uncle Az you can pay attention to reading this part.)... but female humans have their own biological clock running right now. Once they see that their friends have settled down and start popping out babies, they'd want to do the same to. So if they're unattached... that's where you come in! They'll hold on to any forlorn hope to start a family and start a furniture stash in a covered room (house). Stay clear of those young (or young-minded) ones that always focus on themselves only... those 30-somethings would do the trick for this one.
Disclaimer: Use this once you hit the 30+ mark! I will not be held responsible for you appearing in a Newpaper article stating "17-year-old seen dating 35-year-old!"
4. Lastly, there are some girls out there who haven't had a boyfriend for a long time, and if you happen to be nice and kind to her she might change her mind and end up wif ya! There'll be a reason for them to stay clear of relationships, so keep a keen ear out for it! and find ways to change her mindset about it!!
There you go... my interpretation of an article that can be found at: http://www.askmen.com/dating/heidi_100/121_dating_girl.html
Askmen.com is a great site!
Finally.... I'll end off with one of my favourite pick up lines:
Go up to a gal and say "I bet $10 you're gonna turn me down." There. Either you get to know her or you earn 10 bucks. Good trade isn't it?
the story ends like this;
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